Turns out writing is fun

I'm auditioning to start writing for a blog dedicated to ridiculing rap stars.  I only wish I had found it earlier.

The site is: http://www.snacksandshit.com

It's brilliant, you start with an excerpt from a rap song and make fun of it with a pseudo serious interpretation.  

Here's my bit:

"To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet motherf'er (motherf'er!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got dam)
To all skeet skeet motherf'er (motherf'er!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got dam)
Let me see you get low you scared, you scared
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared, you scared
Let me see you get low you scared, you scared
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared, you scared
Drop dat ass hey shake it fast hey
Pop dat ass to the left and the right hey
Drop dat ass ya shake it fast hey
Pop dat ass to the left and the right hey
Now back,back,back it up
A back,back,back it up
A back,back,back it up
A back,back,back it up"

Sounds like Lil' Jon had enough of being called Lil' Jon.  Did his entourage say Lil' in a condescending way or was it his mother calling him by his first name Lil'?  Whatever it was which tipped Lil' Jon, he's obviously bulking up to become Big sized Lil' Jon.  

But, what about Little John of Sherwood Forest?  If Lil' Jon is serious about becoming a Big Lil' Jon, someone should really tell him to stop doing the Lil' Jane Fonda thing and hit the weights if he's going to beat up Little John and take his forest cred.