Booze always helps you reach out to kids. Just not violently, we hope.

Yeah,

We are talking with high schoolers interested in advertising today.  Also true = we found Sweet Tea Vodka is way stronger than it tastes.

Great. They'll smell the booze on our breaths as we tell them how hard we work and straight laced the industry is.  Meanwhile, these underprivileged kids notice we smell just like Mom and Dad and hope we don't act like them too.

How am I supposed to know if I'm funny when all I get is nervous laughter?