Monday, November 8, 2010

How to win a Halloween Costume Competition

1. Recruit your grandma or grandpa (helps if they've been smoking hard for the past four decades).

2. Bribe them with Golden Girl DVD Box Set, Three Stooges, or a pack of smokes.

3. Have them wear leather pants, English flags for shirts, and wigs.

4. You have Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, and whatever the prize is for best costume.

5.  Don't exclude yourself, you can be their manager. Wear a suit.


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