Monday, June 6, 2011

The Patriot

I don't want a drink named after me, too much pressure there. Instead, a comrade named Todd and I came up with proper titling for a Jack and Coke.

It's not a Jack & Coke, it's The Patriot.

Like any good capitalist, we have conditions. The Patriot is only the Patriot when there's more Jack than Coke.

If it's equal parts Jack and Coke, it's 'the Communist.'

If it's more Coke than Jack, it's 'the Traitor.'

That is all.